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Conspiracy Facts

by Fat Randy

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Donald Donald Memesfeld, to You
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Puttin’ on pants 'cause we’re goin’ grocery shoppin’ (Lady’s gettin' sick of my leechin’, pantry hoppin’) Puttin’ on pants ‘cause we’re goin’ grocery shoppin’ My juicer needs juice Puttin’ on pants ‘cause we’re goin’ grocery shoppin’ (Milkshakes every day ‘cause I don’t need my body) Puttin’ on pants cause we’re gonna go do shit Size 36 ain’t loose Our hero sits, pensive and vaguely conflicted Worn, loose clothing surrounds him The shamelessly wafting, stale smell of semen, like it wants to know that you know it knows And the existential presidential Republican debate called his thoughts resounds like nothing heard before today It’s a brand new day, and what will he do? Why, it’s 10 AM and the whole world is in his hands! *hoo hoo* Deontology for the good of mankind The man (My man) Duty (Do you) Follow the mores, so children don’t have nightmares For them (Fuck them) Jail time (Me time) Donald shat the bed time and time again I'm learning this at school I take philosophy cause I don’t have career ambitions And today’s gonna be just great

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Stocking-stuffer! Just in time for Christmas!

*~Millennials for Ted Cruz Unite~*

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released April 22, 2016

Stephen Friedland - Guitar (1, 2, 3), Bass (3), Vocals (2), Synth (3)
Steve Kolakowski - Bass (1, 2), Guitar (3), Vocals (2, 3), Didgeridoo (1)
Connor Lucey - Drums

Recorded, mixed and mastered by Blind Moose in Bloomfield, CT with Fat Randy.

Special thanks to Mac Glenn (the muse).

Double special thanks to Sean Connery and Futurama.

In memory of Christopher Gardner

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Fat Randy Boston, Massachusetts

Boston's worst noise rock band

Connecticut's best Hoobastank tribute band

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