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Steve Jobs Didn't Believe in Charity and Used to Double​-​Park in Handicapped Spaces

from Slow, Incremental Change by Fat Randy

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My generation was the biggest waste of 9/11
I’m not worth
Thirty thousand fuckin’ dollars

A doddering toilet said to me advice he was sure I sorely needed:

“Before you get to heaven, reap the spoils of the 7/11
Lucky Strikes and lotto tickets,
65 and that’s my ticket
That or maybe certain death”

Trip to the vineyard, baby, wanta Fanta?
I wanna pick you up in a beige Elantra
Red rover, we call the limpdick over
Us huddled masses of insurance gophers

Before you get to heaven, see that you’re weak when you’re independent
He defeats you, kids in ball pit
Ockham’s razor, love’s a wallet
That or maybe certain death

Capitulation, you’re the sweetest plum I’ve never tasted
I’m not worth
Thirty thousand fuckin’ yen

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from Slow, Incremental Change, released October 3, 2022

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